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[Thu Oct 2008 @ 11:27am] |
It's almost HALLOWEEN!
YES, I have a costume.
NO, I won't tell you what it is.
I'm going to studying.
HA!
Did I get you? Because I'm not really going to studying. I don't study have no reason to study. I just wanted to say it and trick you!!
FABULOUS!!!
Just like my costume.
Which I still WON'T tell you about!
HA!
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[Sun Oct 2008 @ 8:32am] |
I read the most fabulous story ever. Now before you start spreading rumours, I think reading is really stupid and really Ravenclaw-ish, and that's like - ANNOYING. But, I had to do it for Muggle Studies because I'm really good at Muggle Studies because it's the only class I'm passing - except for Potions, but I'm always passing Potions - and if I stopped being good at Muggle Studies, Daddy would take away my beauty potions again like he did this summer and that was really bad and made me really sad. So. I read the book for Muggle Studies.
Anyway. It was so fabulous and oh Merlin.
I
LOVED
IT.
I have to write a summary on it. So like, here we go!
Okay. So, like. There was this princess - who I could totally relate to because like, she was so fabulous and pretty and everyone liked her and sings wicked fabulously and stuff. But! Her life kind of stinks - unlike me - because her step-mother is totally mean and like really, really jealous because she is not as fabulous as the princess. SO! She orders the huntsman - because she's the QUEEN (fabulous!) and can so do that - to go KILL the princess and I was like OH MERLIN! It's because she's so jealous just like everyone in this castle is of me and I was like oh no. If I see any huntsman, I am so totally not going to be as daft as the princess because she was all, following the huntsman because he must be really fit because he's a huntsman and must have fabulous muscles or something and I was like NO PRINCESS DON'T DO IT, BUT SHE DID! But don't worry, she didn't get slaughtered or anything. She ran away and like found this cottage with little goblin people and they were all like, if you clean and stuff, you can live here. And I was like, girl, you're a PRINCESS! Don't listen to the little people, but she did. I guess she was being nice, even though like, I try to be nice to little people and they don't care. ANYWAY. So, like. The queen finds out the princess is alive and she's sooo jealous and so like, she's all I'M GOING TO KILL THAT BINT MYSELF! So she tries like a bunch of times, but she totally cannot. Then the princess eats her apple.
LIKE WHO EATS AN APPLE SOMEONE GIVES YOU?! You don't know where it's been. And someone was touching it. DIRTY AND NOT FABULOUS.
But the princess didn't think of that, I guess. So she eats it AND DIES.
And I was like. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (That's a lot of O's by the way)
But there's this prince and he is sooo FIT. And the princess is sooo GORGEOUS. He totally falls in loves with her and KISSES HER WHEN SHE'S LIKE DEAD. AND MERLIN!!!! The princess wakes up and they fall in love and he whisks her off her feet and they go to his castle to shag!!!!!
It was SOOO fabulous and SOOO romantic and I WANT PRINCE BLAISE MY PRINCE RIGHT NOWWW!!!
THE FABULOUS END!
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[Mon Sep 2008 @ 12:41pm] |
Did someone steal my journal?! I totally couldn't find it FOR - like - EVER. So annoying! I don't even know how I found it. I just walked into the common room the other day and it was there! How is that even possible?! ugh. I don't want to think about it because my brain already hurts from classes. How many essays can they possible assign? Don't they know we have OTHER stuff to do.
Oh, oh, oh! Since I couldn't write in my journal, I didn't tell. Astoria wore her shag me shoes and didn't even get in trouble!!!! So I borrowed them and I GOT DETENTION!!! I'm so mad. They look more shag worthy on her than me! But I think BLAISE someone noticed me in them. If I could draw, I'd draw myself winking right now. Well, I'm not winking right now and I didn't even wink then because I was frozen by his very presence, but if I was thawed out quicker and BLAISE! was still there by that time, I would have winked. A very lady-like polite pureblooded wink, of course as a way to say 'I see you there and I know you think my shoes are shag worthy too'. Nothing like binty tart-ish or anything because I am not a tarty bint and would never think in such tart bint manners because I am a fabulous non-tart bint who has never engaged in bint tart-ish manners. Anyways. I think I'm in l-o-v-e LOVE! No, I am in love and it isn't with Felix. Felix is sooo 3rd 4th year! I am a whole new Daphne Queenie Greengrass and it is FABULOUS!
I really wish people would stop talking about owls. It's like they're a new species or something. They've only been around since the stone age circa 1950 or something. Really. If you want to see an owl, I'll be happy to introduce you to Charlotte Therese. She has a new poka dot bow. She's the most fabulous and prettyiful owl in the whole wide owl-ery thing.
Oh and whoever said I was wearing pigtails last night WILL DIE BECAUSE I'LL PUSH YOU IN A FIREPLACE AND WATCH YOU CRISP is NOT very smart. They were plaits! Just because I have pretty ash blonde hair, I am not that yucky icky Hufflepuff girl thing. My hair is silkier and perfecter and would never be put it into PIGTAILS. It was just that my hair was all FRIZZY AND BLAH! I would never sink THAT low. Watch your back rumour spreader. I am so not up for rumours this year. As I said, new year, new uniform, new girl. Yet still the same amount of fabulousness. Actually, way more. OKAY?!
I'm not going to my detention by the way because it's so not FAIR. Astoria should have detention too! I'm writing to Daddy. uggh. I'm in a bad mood if you didn't notice.
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[Sun Aug 2008 @ 1:21am] |
Ooh. Book list! Well, kind of ew, but mostly ooh. Ew because we have to start learning stuff again, ooh because I get to see all sorts of lovely people again! BLAISE!!! Ew again because only a select amount are lovely, but ooh because there are at least SOME lovely people!
But anyways! Totally went shopping today. It was fabulous! Astoria and I both got NEW robes which is fabulous because mine were starting to fade and I think one of my jumpers shrunk or maybe I ate too much over the summer which is always ew. Then we got all our new stuff for learning stuff and while we in the apothecary, Astoria told me all about this love potion that she swore to Merlin (she really did!) worked on Edward Belby last year and we're so going to make some for BLAISE!!! oh my gosh, he's sooo gorgy gorgeous for like an almost third year. And then we went to get ice cream and stuff.
But oooh Salazar Slytherin! When we got home, Priscilla, our house elf, tripped and totally spilt the tea tray ALL OVER Astoria's new robes. Oh Merlin! You should have seen her face and now there's fairy cake frosting IN HER NEW SHOES! Which is kind of ew, because they are so cute, but they aren't mine, so it's funny! I told her that she so couldn't wear those at Hogwarts anyway because they are totally 'shag me' shoes and McGonagall would give her detention, but oh gosh! It was funny!
Not really funny for Priscilla though because Daddy locked her in the cupboard for a little bit. Just to 'let it sink in' Daddy said. Not really sure what that means, but anyways! Almost time for Hogwarts, so I will see you lot soon! Fabulous!
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[Mon Aug 2008 @ 10:28pm] |
Is this working?
Ooh. Okay.
I think it is now.
Bonjour! It's Daphne! The French version though! Because I am in France visiting moi cousines! Still working on the French part. But oh la la, tomorrow is my last day here. Sad. Did you realise that summer is almost over? I just realised today. So not fabulous. Cécile has promised to take me to a perfectly beautiful beach here tomorrow where we are sure to spot perfectly beautiful blokes with negative amounts of clothes because it's perfectly aloud alowed allowance aloud to walk around with no clothes on. Fabulous! Or next to new clothes if you want. Still fabulous! I just hope we don't see any fat old ones because that would be so ew!
My summer has been so not ew, if you were wondering. Actually, it was quite lovely! Felix. Remember Felix? How could you forget that fabulously fit Durmstrang bloke I shagged who went to the Yule Ball with me? I went to visit him in Germany. Ooh, there was beer! But I only looked at it because I'm not allowed to have that. Well Felix is still fit. But I'm not going to be his girlfriend because he cannot even understand him really and he lives halfway round the world in GERMANY! It just wouldn't work out, I'm afraid.
Which means I'll still be a single 3rd 5th year. But I've got my eyes on someone, don't worry yet! Mrs. Daphne Zabini
Whose excited to be a 5th year?! Are you ready to start learning about stuff again?
Is this still working?
Anyways. Who else is out there? BLAISE?!??! It's Daphne by the way! Did I mention that? It's me! HI PANSY!
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